Good morning Mr. Miles

*after an awkward pause of silence after me waking Des up*
Desmond: Isn't it a bit early for waking up just yet? You actually look a bit tired yourself *gets in an even more sexual position* maybe you'd like to join me in bed?

Me:... You know what? *flops onto the bed* yolo

Desmond: That's what I like to hear

And then we have super sexy time