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Bioshock: Mom was right... by TheRoachSalad Bioshock: Mom was right... by TheRoachSalad
The idea came late at night...
Sorry I lack weapon-drawing-skillz and dont have enough time for details 8D

I laughed all the time when I drew this...

Just...how does he carry all that stuff???


Bioshock/Jack by 2K
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:iconsharazdestler:
SharazDestler Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
"I was born to do great things!"

This banana peel I'm holding says otherwise.

*casually tosses it onto the floor*
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:icondoodlz18:
Doodlz18 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014   Artist
lol I always wondered that myself xD
awesome work on this :headbang:
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:iconajtalon:
AJTalon Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student Writer
Carefully.
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Student Writer
*Somewhere around the start of the 50s*

Tenebaum: What if we give him the ability to carry many things?
Suchong: Is good idea.
*Injects "Super Back and Front Strength serum into baby Jack*
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:icondemon-fox-96:
DEMON-FOX-96 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013   Traditional Artist
I always thought that's what it should look like.
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:iconhigurashixnyuu:
HigurashiXNyuu Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*sighs* I love this game to bits :3
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:iconsharpshooterdeadz:
SharpShooterDeadz Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Atlas: Would you kindly put all your equipment in that pneumo over there that leads right to the ocean?
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:iconcrazynachos:
CrazyNachos Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
haha he looks so ready to ride Rapture xD
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...Let's do this shit. :XD:
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:iconsaster43:
saster43 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
fuck yea...
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:iconthe-travelingstrange:
What about all the ammo to all the weapons?
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:iconjdx17:
Jdx17 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
Woah! i was thinking the same this morning. I made a sketch just like this.
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:iconhenkerrr:
henkerrr Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
:D <3
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:iconeclecticconcierge:
EclecticConcierge Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
HAHAHAH! YES! All the way man! This is exactly how I picture Player characters with they're inventories and such....His expression is fabulous XD "Come on Rapture...Make my day" *SHOT*
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student Writer
It'll be funny if they have Jasmine's ost in the background going "Go get 'em, son!"
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:iconeclecticconcierge:
EclecticConcierge Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013
*Chairfail* HAHAHAHAH Yes! :iconallthethingsplz:
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student Writer
*Before fighting Fontaine*
Jack: I'll make you proud, Mom!
Jasmine's ghost: GO JACK! *Holding massive foam finger with JACK RYAN on it*
Ryan's ghost: MY SON CHOOSES! ATLAS OBEYS! CRUSH HIM!
Little Sisters: GO MR. B! UNZIP HIM MR. B! YAY FOR MR. JACK BUBBLES!
Remaining Big Daddies: *Raise drills and salute*
Tenembaum: Kill him!
Cohen: AND I GET TO TURN HIM INTO A STATUE IF HE DIES!
Jack: Cohen? What are you doing here?
Cohen: I am going to paint this wonderful scene into a lovely mural for Ryan's massive office!
Fontaine: Your parents, a mad artist, my ex, some old diving suits and ten thousand little girls? Hmph. I HAVE ONE MILLION FUCKING CHEERLEADERS!
*Entire army of splicers doing cheerleading routine except one*
Lady Smith: THIS IS UNDIGNIFIED!
Fontaine: SHUT UP!

Now that would be hilarious.
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:iconeclecticconcierge:
EclecticConcierge Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013
LOLOLOL(OL(OL Okay..Now you HAVE to draw alllll of that! *SHOT* 

Cheerleader splicers..LOLOLOLOL!!! :icondatalolplz: 
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student Writer
Splicers: GIMME A F! GIMME A O! GIMME A N! GIMME A T! GIMME ANOTHER A! GIMME A I! GIMME ANOTHER N! GIMME ANOTHER I! GIMME A E!

Fontaine: POWER!
Ryan: GO SON!
Jack: YES!
*Attacks*
Little Sisters: DRILL HIM MR. B!
Big Daddies: *Doing some weird marching routine with bugles and banners*
Cohen: Extra spectators!
*Elizabeth and Booker appear*
Booker: She gave me this betting slip...betting...on...er...Ryan's son.
Elizabeth: His son is quite handsome.
Booker: WHAT?
Elizabeth: Oh, nothing.
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elessal Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student
now all has sense! XD. this teaches you that you donīt have to have a great drawing tecnique to make something ameazing! just look at this! or the ameazing spiederman comics from the 60s!
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:iconelessal:
elessal Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student
now all has sense!
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:iconjoemanyt:
JoemanYT Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Great work.
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:icondarkhero64:
Darkhero64 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student General Artist
i think he has a pipboy
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:iconbltk:
bltk Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
magic or a bot or a crew maybe subject delta or god
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:iconan-ggrath:
An-ggrath Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Makes me think he'll say Woody's line: "REACH! For the skyyyy!!"
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:icongamergirlist:
GamerGirlist Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012
ummm he has the little sisters carry this stuff for him! idk!
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:iconsubject--delta:
Subject--Delta Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
LOL maybe he has a back pack that can carry all that stuff but it feels light as hell
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:iconblackcore11:
blackcore11 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
just love to look on his face. lol
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:iconakiookamijuusan:
AkiOokamiJuusan Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
I've often wondered the very same thing. <.< And then when you use Target Dummy, there are no weapons on the dummy. o.o
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:iconhour27:
Hour27 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:la: words cannot express my enthusiasm! :D I'ma play it right now.
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:iconninjaffy:
Ninjaffy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconbravoplz: excelent work my friend

now I shall laugh
he must be really strong to be able to carry them weapons
ehehe
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:iconprojectxa3:
ProjectXA3 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
A question of the ages, friend.
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:iconhuman-groveback:
human-groveback Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
I've always figured he stores it in another dimension.
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:icon17352iloveu2166675:
17352iloveu2166675 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I AM FRIGGIN IN LOVE <3
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:iconbabytastelikemayo:
BabyTasteLikeMayo Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
This is just to great XD where does he keep everything?
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:icontheroachsalad:
TheRoachSalad Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Student Digital Artist
In his Poket!
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:iconbabytastelikemayo:
BabyTasteLikeMayo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
Those must be some deep pockets ._.
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:iconbrucewayne133:
BruceWayne133 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
cool
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:iconbean-nighe:
Bean-Nighe Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
lol I wounder if he's running around Rapture with that face too. So funny well done on the art.
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:icontheroachsalad:
TheRoachSalad Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student Digital Artist
He sure do
I mean...I would,too!

thanks a lot :)
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:iconbean-nighe:
Bean-Nighe Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
If looks could kill I think the splicers wouldn't stand a chance. lol
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:iconpromeatheus:
promeatheus Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this is really cool, great job!
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:iconsparkleskullz:
SparkleSkullz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011   General Artist
WHERE DO YOU KEEP ALL THOSE GUNS, JACK?



//shot for Sam & Max reference
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:icontheroachsalad:
TheRoachSalad Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Right where he keens his MEAT-gun!!
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:iconsparkleskullz:
SparkleSkullz Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011   General Artist
OMAI.
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:iconmiodiodavinci:
MioDioDaVinci Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Student General Artist
FINALLY! Someone's answered the question of where the hell he keeps all of his stuff!
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:icontheroachsalad:
TheRoachSalad Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
the question was:
Why is there no single relfection in rapture?
no mirrows?!?!?
I cant even see myself in the waterreflection!!!
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:iconmiodiodavinci:
MioDioDaVinci Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Student General Artist
Jack is a vampire. :T
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:iconsocks192:
Socks192 Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Student Digital Artist
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
that is hot...really hot.
what you think im talking about Jack? No~ i meant all those guns, and im being serious >:D
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:icontheroachsalad:
TheRoachSalad Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I cant even draw guns!
look at the one in his left hand
it looks like a sucked noodle!
D:
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